WHERE I STARTED:

YOU DON’T HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR CHILDEREN.
JUST YOUR
DETERGENT.

Despite a cabbage patch doll that forgot her lines and a camera man that pronounced “action” as “achen,” I prevailed.  From day one I knew I was born to promote. So If it’s got to be a six year old Falcon’s lifelong dream,  then it’s got to be advertising. And if it’s got to be an actor with ground beef for hair, and a low budget last minute director, then it’s got to be Tide.