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ai activist

bass player

impromptu headstander

master at making things weird

bird for hire.

FALCON WILES

YOU DON’T HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR CHILDREN. JUST YOUR DETERGENT.

Despite a cabbage patch doll that forgot her lines and a camera man that pronounced “action” as “achen,” I prevailed. From day one I knew I was born to promote. So If it’s got to be a six year old Falcon’s lifelong dream, then it’s got to be advertising. And if it’s got to be an actor with ground beef for hair, and a low budget last minute director, then it’s got to be Tide.